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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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