The best Chuck Norris jokes

Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 62.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 62.75 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 62.51 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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