In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris can play a whole note in 3/4 time.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.