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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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