The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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has 70.17 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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has 70.01 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
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has 69.92 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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