The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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