The best Chuck Norris jokes

Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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