The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 74.14 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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has 73.93 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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has 73.89 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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