The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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