Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.