Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.