The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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