The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 60.41 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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has 60.29 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 60.16 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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has 60.09 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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has 60.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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