The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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has 62.19 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, health
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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