Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.