Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.