Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.