Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.