Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.