The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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