The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 74.33 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 74.26 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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