The best Chuck Norris jokes

You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
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has 74.29 % from 216 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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has 74.28 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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has 74.21 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 74.20 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf. When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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has 74.17 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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has 74.15 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 74.04 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
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