If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.