Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.