When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.