Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.