The best Chuck Norris jokes

For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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