The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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has 72.70 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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