Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.