Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.