The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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