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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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