Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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