The best Chuck Norris jokes

Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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