Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.