Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.