Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.