The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
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has 60.12 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.01 % from 125 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
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