The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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has 56.61 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 56.45 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 56.35 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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has 56.26 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 56.23 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Lawsuit commercials for personal injury are quite common with things like accidents and medication; however they never mention Chuck Norris.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
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