The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, golf
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 71.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 71.86 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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has 71.85 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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