The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 57.33 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 57.08 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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