When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris writes on pencils with paper.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.