The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, money
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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