Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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