When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.