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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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