The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 72.35 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 72.20 % from 219 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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