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Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
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Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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