The best Chuck Norris jokes

Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 71.40 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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has 71.34 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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