While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.