Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.