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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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