The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 59.79 % from 94 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 59.76 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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