The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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