The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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