Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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