A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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