The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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