Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.