The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.