Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.