The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris really can get chicken from a tuna can.
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fish, food
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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