The best Chuck Norris jokes

The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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