The best Chuck Norris jokes

There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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