The best Chuck Norris jokes

The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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