Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.