The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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