Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.