The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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