The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Vote:
has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
Vote:
has 59.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Vote:
has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Vote:
has 59.83 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<56575859
More jokes →
Page 56 of 250.