Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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