The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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