The best Chuck Norris jokes

Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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