The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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