The best Chuck Norris jokes

The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 66.69 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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has 66.68 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 66.56 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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