Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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