The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.