When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.