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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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