The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.