Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.