The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.