The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, time
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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