The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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has 72.27 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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has 72.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, technology, time
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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has 72.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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