The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout. They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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