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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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