The best Chuck Norris jokes

Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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