The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 59.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 59.54 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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has 59.39 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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