Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.