The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key. Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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