Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.