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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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