Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.