The best Chuck Norris jokes

Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
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has 72.54 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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has 72.35 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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has 72.33 % from 220 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 72.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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has 72.22 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 72.18 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Once Chuck Norris went to Mc Donalds and had a pizza.
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has 72.05 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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