The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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