The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
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has 60.57 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drunk
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 60.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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