When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.