The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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