The best Chuck Norris jokes

For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
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has 72.62 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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