Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.