CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.