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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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