The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 60.24 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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