For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.