The best Chuck Norris jokes

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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