The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
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has 71.72 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 71.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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has 71.58 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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