Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.