The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drunk
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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has 60.31 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, weather
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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