Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.