Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.