When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".