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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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