When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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