The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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