The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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