Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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