Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.