Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.