The best Chuck Norris jokes

Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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