Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.