Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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