Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".