Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.