The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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