The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 70.90 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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