Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.