The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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