Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.