The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, money
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 66.93 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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has 66.90 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 66.90 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 66.87 % from 119 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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