The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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has 59.76 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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