The best Chuck Norris jokes

When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Vote:
has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Vote:
has 56.83 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Vote:
has 56.81 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Vote:
has 56.78 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Vote:
has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
<<<55565758
More jokes →
Page 55 of 250.