Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.