Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.