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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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