Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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