The best Chuck Norris jokes

Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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has 59.71 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 59.71 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 59.69 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 59.60 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.
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has 59.56 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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has 59.54 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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