Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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