The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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