Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.