Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris can get breakfast at McDonalds after 11, at Taco Bell.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars.
He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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