The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, bar, Chuck Norris
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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