The best Chuck Norris jokes

Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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