Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Death once got sentenced to Chuck Norris.
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