The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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