Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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