Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.