Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous