The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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