Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.