Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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