A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.