A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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