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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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