The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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