Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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