The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.