The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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