Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.