Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books.
He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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