The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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has 54.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness
Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 54.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.46 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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