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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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