The best Chuck Norris jokes

Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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has 57.11 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, geography
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
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