The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
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Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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