Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.