The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health, time
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 65.08 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
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