Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.