When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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