The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 54.67 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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has 54.66 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 54.53 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 54.49 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 54.42 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 54.42 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
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