Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!