Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.