The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Chuck Norris is a fact.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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has 58.32 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 58.06 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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