Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.