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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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