Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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