Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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