The best Chuck Norris jokes

If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 54.89 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.
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