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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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