The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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