The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.