The best Chuck Norris jokes

A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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