The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, geography, money, travel
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