The best Chuck Norris jokes

Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 69.02 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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has 68.97 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 68.89 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, priest, religious
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 68.56 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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