The best Chuck Norris jokes

If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication
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