Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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