Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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