Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.