The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 53.87 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
What is so good about Chuck Norris? He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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has 53.84 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, technology
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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has 53.82 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 53.78 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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