With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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