Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.