Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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