The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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