Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.