Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.