Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".