Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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