The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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