The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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