The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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