Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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