Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
Vote:
When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
Vote:
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
Vote:
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Vote:
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
Vote:
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
Vote:
Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Vote: