When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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