If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.