The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs. They come on when HE wants them to.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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