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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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