The best Chuck Norris jokes

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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has 56.92 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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has 56.89 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, Chuck Norris, disgusting
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 56.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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