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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.
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Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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