The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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has 57.66 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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has 57.66 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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