Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.