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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris never actually moves. He merely rotates the earth with his feet.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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