In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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