Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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