The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology, time
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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