In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.