Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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