If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.