The best Chuck Norris jokes

There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
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