The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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has 61.48 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, stupid
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