The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.