Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.