Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Where does the devil go when he dies?
He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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