Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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