The best Chuck Norris jokes

The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Some of us can "save the day," Chuck Norris can save a century.
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