Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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If it were true that you are what you eat.
Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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