Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
In space Chuck Norris can hear your screams.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.