Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.