The best Chuck Norris jokes

Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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