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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Walker Texas Ranger wasn't an action crime drama, it was a documentary.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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