When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris once spelled the entire alphabet using only M&Ms.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.