Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.