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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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