Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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