Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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