Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.