The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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