The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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