The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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