The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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