To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball.
When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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