Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.