Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.