Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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