Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.