The best Chuck Norris jokes

Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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