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Chuck Norris doesn't compete, he wins.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can skydive into outer space.
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Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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