Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.