Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.