Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.