The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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