The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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