The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
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has 56.75 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 56.57 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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has 56.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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