The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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