Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices.
His vehicles run on fear.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.