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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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