Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.