The best Chuck Norris jokes

Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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