Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!