The best Chuck Norris jokes

When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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