Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch...
Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.