When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.