I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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