The best Chuck Norris jokes

Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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