If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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