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Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
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Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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