Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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