The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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