Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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