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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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Chuck Norris can speak French in Russian.
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