The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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