Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.