The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons. None of it is his own.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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