Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.