Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep. Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.