Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.