Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.