Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.