Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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