Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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