The best Chuck Norris jokes

Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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