The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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