Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.