Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris once killed a man in New York while practicing Bruce Lee's one inch punch... Chuck Norris was in San Franscisco at the time.
Chuck Norris can smell sound and hear touch.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris stopped playing golf after that unfortunate incident with the dinosaurs.