The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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