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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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