Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.