Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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