What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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