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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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