Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.