We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.