When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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