If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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