The best Chuck Norris jokes

For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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has 53.15 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 53.07 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
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