The best Chuck Norris jokes

Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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has 55.38 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
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