For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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