If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.