Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.