The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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