Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.