The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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