Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.