Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.