If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees.
Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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