Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.