The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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