Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.