The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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