The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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