When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.