Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.