Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.