Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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