Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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