The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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