The best Chuck Norris jokes

Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague. The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
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