The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 55.88 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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