Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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What does the fox say?
Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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