Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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