The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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has 56.06 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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has 55.91 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 55.78 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 55.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
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has 55.57 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
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