If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.