Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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