Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey. The country there now is only an impostor.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth