The best Chuck Norris jokes

If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name. It's called the internet.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
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Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.
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