Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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