It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.