Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.