The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, food
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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