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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator? Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Chuck Norris can piss into Gale force winds.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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