Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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When Chuck Norris falls over, the ground needs a band-aid
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