It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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Chuck Norris invented the question mark... so he could say the sentence "Do you want to die slowly of fast?"
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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They were just five lakes, until Chuck Norris said they were Great!
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The dinosaurs aren't extinct.
They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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