Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.