The best Chuck Norris jokes

What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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