The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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