The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, hunting
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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has 67.84 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, internet
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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