The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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