Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.