Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive.
The zombies do.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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