Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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