Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.