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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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