If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.