The best Chuck Norris jokes

Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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