If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.