There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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The Dead Sea was once alive before Chuck Norris bathed there.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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