Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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