Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris just checked out from 501... In 8 darts.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.