Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
All men are born equal.
Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.