When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.