Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.