What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.