Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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