The best Chuck Norris jokes

Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
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When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it!
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 55.13 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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