The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
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Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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