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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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