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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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