The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, stupid
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest. After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book. "Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 67.69 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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