Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.