If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.