Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.