Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up.
Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.