Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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