Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive? A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.