The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, war
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