The best Chuck Norris jokes

Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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