The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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