The best Chuck Norris jokes

If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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