Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.