When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.