Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Vote:
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Vote:
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
Vote:
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Vote:
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Vote:
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Vote:
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Vote: