Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
The Grimm Reaper lost his job the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.