Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.