Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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