Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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