Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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