The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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