The best Chuck Norris jokes

The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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