Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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