The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...