The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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