The best Chuck Norris jokes

Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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