Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.