The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs. Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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