Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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