The best Chuck Norris jokes

Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth. The Priests confess his sins.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!
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