The best Chuck Norris jokes

Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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