The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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