There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is...
Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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