The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 52.96 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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