Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Love does not conquer all. Chuck Norris does.
Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.