Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.