Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.