The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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