Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.