The best Chuck Norris jokes

Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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There is a way to kill Chuck Norris, it is... Sorry, the person typing this just had his head bashed in by a roundhouse kick.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.01 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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has 52.97 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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has 52.96 % from 91 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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