Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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