The best Chuck Norris jokes

Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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