Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school. When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.