Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars. But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.