The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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