The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.