Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf