The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris has a daugter: Jason Bourne.
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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