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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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