The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
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