Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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