Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard?
He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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