The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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has 64.71 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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has 64.70 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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