The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fart
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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has 69.67 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, geography, health
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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has 69.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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