Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls. The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.