The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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