Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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