Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow.
The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold.
So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago.
The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.