The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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