Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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