When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold. Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.