Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.