You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
In the late 80's When Michael Jackson first met Chuck Norris he turned white.
Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy. That is why there is no life on any of them.