Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.
The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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