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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Thunder is caused by Chuck Norris rubbing the stubble on his chin.
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There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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