Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart disease
2. Chuck Norris
3. Cancer
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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