When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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