The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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