Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
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Chuck Norris was a comedian, but everyone started to die of laughter.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Even Google can't find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris is so fast that when he runs, he can see his back.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.
We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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