The best Chuck Norris jokes

No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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