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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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