The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris thought 24 was a sit-com.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris fell off a building, he got sued for breaking the sidewalk with his fists.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.