The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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