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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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