Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
Vote:
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
Vote:
Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
Vote:
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Vote:
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
Vote:
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Vote: