Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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