The best Chuck Norris jokes

The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Cement took a teaspoon of Chuck Norris to harden up!
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can surf on lava.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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