Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.