Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
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Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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