The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
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