Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.