Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236.
It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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