The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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