Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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