Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower.
He uses Meteor Showers.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris?
But only once.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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