The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, work
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