The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.
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