The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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