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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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