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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
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Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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