Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.