The best Chuck Norris jokes

In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, wine
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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