Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.