When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest. Then he came back for his axe.