The best Chuck Norris jokes

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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