The best Chuck Norris jokes

All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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