Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF! Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.