The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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has 67.25 % from 251 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, dirty, masturbation
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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has 67.24 % from 117 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, time, war
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad, sex, time
Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, fish
When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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has 67.15 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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