Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris inflated a flat school bus tire, with his lungs.
The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris invented the printing press by putting two pieces of blank paper together.