In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.