The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, kids
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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