Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.