Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris. The answer is always Chuck Norris.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.