Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.