The best Chuck Norris jokes

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris, phone, travel
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, nerd
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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