The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, IT
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
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Did you know the Dinosaurs crossed Chuck Norris? But only once.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, dinosaur
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, travel
The First Law of Thermodynamics states: Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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