The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.