If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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