The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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