The best Chuck Norris jokes

The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, money
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
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