Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.