Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic