When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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