Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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