The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
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has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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has 53.19 % from 209 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, Hitler, racist
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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