Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.