The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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has 53.31 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 53.22 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 53.16 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 53.05 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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