The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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