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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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