Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons.
Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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