Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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