Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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