The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
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has 59.35 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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has 59.23 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Yo mama
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
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