Chuck Norris is danger's middle name.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police. They are used as bullet proof vests.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.