Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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