The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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