The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
There are no comets. Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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