Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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