Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Vote:
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Vote:
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Vote:
Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Vote:
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
Vote:
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board.
It is now known as titanic
Vote: