Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor.
The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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