Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do? All of them.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.