When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.