Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.