The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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