The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
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