Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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Cocaine is Addicted to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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