The best Chuck Norris jokes

Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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