The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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