Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.