Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.