Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.