The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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