The best Chuck Norris jokes

The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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has 69.39 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, phone
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, holiday
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: baby, Chuck Norris
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