The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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