If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.