Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.