Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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I hate Chuck Norris.
Oh SHI...
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
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Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light.
He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris had to write a story on bravery he got a A+ for writting his name.
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