The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his beard grows to the perfect length and stops.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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