The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Kings buy Chuck Norris size beds.
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The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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