The best Chuck Norris jokes

Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
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has 54.14 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, cop, death, phone
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