The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
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