The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris took a nap. The result was the Great Depression.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal. He answered: "Where?" The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused a guy so hard he starved to death before he stopped sliding.
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