When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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