When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris sky dives without a parachute.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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