The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.