The best Chuck Norris jokes

The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an Ipod, he has an Ifist.
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Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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