The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Do you know why the Earth's spinning ?
Because Chuck Norris is running on it.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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