When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.