The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shits out grizzly bears.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
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