Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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