The best Chuck Norris jokes

Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed went itself out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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