The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
Superman's weakness is kryptonite, kryptonite's weakness is Chuck Norris.