The best Chuck Norris jokes

The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast. They taste like chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion. No episode aired, as no one survived.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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