The best Chuck Norris jokes

Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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