Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.