Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.