The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, food
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