When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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