The best Chuck Norris jokes

Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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