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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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