The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 52.50 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
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