Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.