When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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