The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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