Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can. It's not much of a fight....
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.