The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris. Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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