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Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
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Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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