Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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