There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.