The best Chuck Norris jokes

Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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