Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
Chuck Norris walked his version of a 40-yard dash in 5.6 seconds; he was later told it was the Boston Marathon.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Never look a gift Chuck Norris in the mouth, because he will bite your damn eyes off.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Chuck Norris can play Pokemon Go on his landline.
Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.