The best Chuck Norris jokes

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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No sense in playing Clue with Chuck Norris, we know it was Chuck Norris with a roundhouse kick in any room.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, you wouldn't play with him, he'll play with you.
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