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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
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When Chuck Norris plays hangman, he decides what the word is.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
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In the Matrix, the bullets try to dodge Chuck Norris - and fail.
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