Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Bob the Builder asks if we can fix it, Chuck Norris already did.
Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.