The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.