The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.