Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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