Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.