Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.