The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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