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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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