Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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