Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!
For Chuck Norris... In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.