Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.