The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris's wish isn't your command, Chuck Norris's command is your wish...
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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