Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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