The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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has 53.57 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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has 53.56 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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has 53.36 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 53.35 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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