The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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