Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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