The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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