The best Chuck Norris jokes

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
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