The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
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