The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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