The best Chuck Norris jokes

The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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Once Chuck Norris went back in time and kicked a ball. When it landed it wiped out the dinosaurs.
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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese... in French.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Chuck Norris can simply walk into Mordor.
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Chuck Norris is what makes the Central Nervous System nervous
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Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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