The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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