Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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