Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.