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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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Contrary to popular belief there was a Chuck Norris sighting on the set of The Crow. No Lee is allowed to live when Chuck Norris is around.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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