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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris doesn't smoke cigars. He smokes smoke grenades.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
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Chuck Norris was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Chuck Norris does not "attempt" murder.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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