The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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has 51.45 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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