When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.