Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Rules of fighting: 1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. 2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.