An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris once had a weak moment, just to know what it felt like.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
Chuck Norris is Darth Vaders father.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.