An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".