Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.