I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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