Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a will. Invincible people don't need them.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.