Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp... He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.