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Chuck Norris walked right into Area 51, bought a Snapple, and walked out. No one dared to move.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Chuck Norris can hear sign language.
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Chuck Norris can power solar panels. At Night.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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