Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.