The best Chuck Norris jokes

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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