When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech.
He actually does it.
Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.