The best Chuck Norris jokes

Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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has 51.77 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, IT, technology
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
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