Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...
He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun.
It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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