Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.