Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.