Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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