Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
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In high school, Chuck Norris was voted "Most."
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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