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The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
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CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
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Chuck Norris never bathes. Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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