When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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