Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Vote:
Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Vote:
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Vote:
Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
Vote:
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Vote:
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Vote: