The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesent need a postage stamp...  He just tells the letter where to go and it gets there.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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When Chuck Norris asks you to stop mid-sentence, you.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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