If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.