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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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The reason why the desert is dry is because Chuck Norris got thirsty.
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Chuck Norris found the end of a rainbow. The leprachuan said he couldn't have the gold. So he roundhouse kicked him in the face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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