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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.
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Chuck Norris is the ghost in paranormal activity.
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