Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan.
When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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