Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Rules of fighting:
1) Don't bring a knife to a gun fight.
2) Don't bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
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There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
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