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When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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