In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris walks into a bar... the beer starts to run.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.