Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris once threw a pebble. We now call it...Hayley's Comet.