Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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