The best Chuck Norris jokes

Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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