The best Chuck Norris jokes

For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested. His blood type was AK-47.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, health
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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