The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
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If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dating, weather
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
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has 56.17 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.
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has 56.16 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, political
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