The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
The best part of waking up is not the Folgers in your cup, it's knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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has 64.93 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, Facebook
Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris fires Donald Trump.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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