Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions walk away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not open doors. Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
Chuck Norris grabs Donald Trump by the pussy.