The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris has won tennis match against a wall.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse. No mortal man has ever earned it.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodge ball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.