Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
When Chuck Norris steals a car he forces it to start.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.