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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.
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