Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.