The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
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