The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
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has 51.58 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 51.54 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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has 51.50 % from 221 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, Hitler, jewish
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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