The best Chuck Norris jokes

Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political, work
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, internet
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
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