The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
The Sun is Chuck Norris' camp fire.
CBS hired Chuck Norris to replace Charlie Sheen, now the show is called Ten and half Men.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.
Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.