Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.