The best Chuck Norris jokes

Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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huck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris can make a stop sign say go.
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