Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he has the dos equis guy serve it to him in a dress.