Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Devil stays in hell because he knows Chuck is around, here on earth.
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