Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Moses did not part the sea.
Chuck Norris accidently did while sneezing.
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