Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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