Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Aliens do exist.
They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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