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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
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