Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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