The best lawyer jokes

Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, hunting, lawyer
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
In the High Court: Do you know what you get for false testimony? Yes, they promised me a Mercedes...
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer
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