The best lawyer jokes

If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need them.
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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Lawyer’s creed – a man is innocent until proven broke.
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