The best lawyer jokes

The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with pictures of favorite lawyers on them. The people that use them don’t know which side to spit on!
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If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need them.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee–If No Recovery!
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Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention. They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lawyer
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo? A: The lawyer charges more.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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