If it wasn’t for lawyers, we wouldn’t need them.
Q: What’s the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress?
A: No fee–If No Recovery!
Terrorists have hijacked a planeload of lawyers bound for a legal convention.
They’ve threatened to start releasing the lawyers one by one until their demands are met.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes?
In a pellet court!
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Lawyer’s creed – a man is innocent until proven broke.