The best lawyer jokes

30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung? A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty, lawyer
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: What do lawyers wear to court? A: Lawsuits!
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town; "Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father. "How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, lawyer
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, time
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet? Because deep down they are really good people.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, lawyer
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