30 degrees...
It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Insufficient sand.
Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!
The father with his daughter are taking a walk to a public place of their town;
"Ann! Why are you so nervously looking around?" observes the father.
"How else can I find you a really good son in law, dad?"
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower.
After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00.
The lawyer, enraged, says:
“I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!”
“Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.
He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Your Honour.
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep when they die instead of the normal six feet?
Because deep down they are really good people.