The best lawyer jokes

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: Hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? A: It's called Sosumi.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, time
Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A: To practice.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
He was a very keen lawyer, he even named his daughter ‘Sue’.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer." "Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!" God replies, "You better send them up here immediately." Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them." God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you." Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, god, lawyer, teacher
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
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