The best lawyer jokes

A man walked into a lawyer's office. "How much does your advice cost?" he asked the lawyer. "Fifty dollars for three questions," replied the lawyer. "Isn't that awfully steep?" asked the man. "Yes," the lawyer replied, "And what was your third question?"
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Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy.
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What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Insufficient sand.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to keep interrupting by standing up and shouting "Objection!"
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A prominent lawyer calls a plumber to fix a leak in his shower. After about 25 minutes the plumber hands him a bill for $200.00. The lawyer, enraged, says: “I’m a famous trial lawyer, and even I don’t make that kind of money for 25 minutes work!” “Neither did I when I was a lawyer”, says the plumber.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, time
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathisers.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, terrorist
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, lawyer
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? Your Honour.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A junior partner in a law firm is sent to represent a client accused of murder. After a long trial, the case is won and the client acquitted. The young lawyer telegraphs his firm with the message, ‘Justice prevailed’. The senior partner telegraphs back, ‘Appeal immediately’.
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