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Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop? A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers
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Q: Did you hear about the dead lawyer who was too big to fit in a coffin? A: They gave him an enema and buried him in a shoebox.
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What’s black and tan and looks great on a lawyer? A Dobermann pinscher.
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What’s the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull? Lipstick.
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Why don’t lawyers enjoy fishing? Because it’s too much like work, what with all the lying involved.
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What’s the difference between a shame and a pity? If a busload of lawyers goes over a cliff and there are no survivors – that’s a pity. If there were any empty seats – that’s a shame.
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From tomorrow you are free! The lawyer informs his client. Yes, I’m so happy, I have nothing to say, grumbled the prisoner. I torment myself for 5 years to make a rope ladder, 3 years to rasp the cage bars and you come now with the amnesty ordinance, exactly now when I wanted to break free...
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Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.
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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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What’s a foot long, transparent and lies in the gutter. A lawyer once the crap’s been kicked out of him.
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