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Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers? A: Yes sir, with my life.
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How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito? A mosquito drops off you when you die!
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall? A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them.
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Did you hear about the lawyer who was hurt in an accident? The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
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A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
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What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits!
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
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