Q: A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?
A: Yes sir, with my life.
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?
A mosquito drops off you when you die!
Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?
A: Depends on how deep you stack them.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall?
A: It depends how hard you throw them.
Did you hear about the lawyer who was hurt in an accident?
The ambulance he was chasing stopped too suddenly.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One’s a scum-sucking bottom dweller, the other’s a fish!
A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.