The best sport jokes

He was a colourful boxer. Black and blue all over.
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has 18.69 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: sport
A couple of Yogi Berra's team mates on the Yankees ball club swear that one night the stocky catcher was horrified to see a baby toppling off the roof of a cottage across the way from him. Yogi dashed over and made a miraculous catch - but then force of habit proved too much for him. He straightened up and threw the baby to second base.
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has 18.30 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, sport
What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette!
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has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: sport
Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
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has 17.45 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: sport
Why did the football coach flood the pitch? Because he wanted to bring on the sub!
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has 17.31 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: sport
What do golfers use in China? China tees!
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has 16.42 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: sport
I told my girlfriend I had a job in a bowling alley.. She said "Tenpin?" I said, "No, permanent."
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has 16.16 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: sport
The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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has 14.67 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: computer, sport
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