Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
How about we march into your red zone and I'll split the uprights? High five!