The best sport jokes

The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming
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Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
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"Waiter, this vinegar is rather lumpy." Waiter: "That's because they're pickled onions, sir."
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
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has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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has 13.56 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: computer, sport
Did you hear that the boxer Colloso Mamello, was disqualified? Yes, but why? Because he was superstitious. He had a horseshow, hidden in his glove...
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has 12.61 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
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has 11.78 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: sport
Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!
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has 11.47 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: sport
"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
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has 11.06 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, sport
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