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The stock market really plummeted today, but luckily there is a computer chip that is used to turn off the board if it gets too low. The Cubs have the same chip in there scoreboard.
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It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?" The neighbor says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married." "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head. "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."
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The frustrated golfer drove over the river and threw the woods. Swimming
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Why are old socks good for golf? Because they have eighteen holes.
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Did you hear about the small golf course? You don’t have to shout ‘Fore!’, only ‘two and a half’.
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"I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in." - Terry Venables.
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The coach says to the boxer encouragement words: The other one will surely win, but at least look at the cameras and smile...
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Is your goalmouth open? High five!
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What’s the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. Basketball
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Hey babe, let's play football! You can have first down. High five!
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