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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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How did the blonde die icefishing? She got run over by the zamboni!
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While giving a physical, a doctor notices that his patient’s shins are covered in dark, savage bruises. ‘Tell me,’ says the doctor. ‘Do you play hockey or soccer?’ ‘No,’ said the man. ‘But my wife and I play bridge.’
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An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging, and once again after swinging.
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What did the trampolinist say? ‘Life has its ups and downs, but I always bounce back.’ Tennis
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A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?" "No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?" "I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"
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The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight and not too often.
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Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with disappointments.
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He was a colourful boxer. Black and blue all over.
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What's a bee's favourite sport? Rugbee.
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