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Husband: I want to go somewhere on holiday this year I've never been before. Wife: Well, how about the kitchen?
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How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb? 4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
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What fur do we get from a tiger? As fur as possible!
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Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
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Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window? A: A baby in a microwave!
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