Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating.
He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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How do you caculate the population of Russia?
You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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