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What do computers do when they get hungry? They eat chips!
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has 39.62 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, death, men
Stevie: Hey, Mom, I got a hundred in school today! Mom: That’s great. What in? Stevie: A 40 in Reading and a 60 in Spelling.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: school
Did you hear about the blonde who thought Doris Day was a national holiday?
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: blonde
If you want to know God’s opinion of money just look at the people He gave it to.
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: money
An old man and his wife are having their first argument after many years of marriage. He says, ‘When we got married, you promised to love, honour and obey!’ ‘I know,’ replies his wife. ‘But I didn’t want to start an argument in front of all those people.’
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: marriage
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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has 39.50 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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