After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's brown and taps on the window?
A: A baby in a microwave!
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Chuck Norris bought out the Walt Disney Company with a car-wash token.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Walker Texas Ranger was actually a reality show.
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How do you caculate the population of Russia?
You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
They re both purple, except for the rabbit.