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Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: internet, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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has 34.72 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Q: Did you hear Lorena Bobbitt was almost killed in a traffic accident? A: Some dick cut her off.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, celebrity
Q: What's the difference between an epyleptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diahrrea? A: One shucks between fits.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
Why did God give women belly buttons? For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, god
A Lalu originally from Bihar now in USA went to India and brought a physiologically checked out virgin from a small happy town as wife. Ideal Lalu decided to have first night in USA. He prepared her, took their all clothes off and was ready to penetrate for intercourse and young bride stopped him. "What are you trying to do," she asked. Lalu explained the spousal sex. The bride said, "In that case try my back hole it will be lots of fun for you."
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: marriage, sex, wife
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
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has 34.70 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, food, Santa
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, military
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: fish, stupid, Yo mama
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
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