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A: What does 70-year-old p***y taste like? A: Depends.
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, old people
On the ninth day, God said, "Let there be soccer." And it was good. Later on that day, God said, "Let there be one team to rule the others and set the standard for excellence." God said, "Let it be called the Manchester United." Later that day, God said, "Even Man U needs idiots." So HE made their fans.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: god, soccer, sport
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty
A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: communication, kids, marriage, mean
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running. I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist
A son is discussing funeral arrangements with his dying mother. ‘Would you like to be buried or cremated?’ asks the son. The mother replies, ‘I don’t know. Surprise me.’
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has 22.99 % from 108 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: Why is it that a white man is hanging on to a car driving 200 km per hour? A: Because a black man is driving it!
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has 22.92 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, driving, insulting, white people
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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has 22.88 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: racist
Want a taste of my hanging sausage?
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has 22.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Knock knock! Who's there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream land on you!
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has 22.79 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, knock-knock
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