Why is basketball such a messy sport?
Because you dribble on the floor!
What looks like half a cat?
The other half.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself.
After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman.
The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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