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Why is basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
What looks like half a cat? The other half.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they take away your credit card.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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has 21.79 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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has 21.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Yo momma is so fat, everytime she farts people think there's an earthquake!
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has 21.76 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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has 21.73 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, desert island, disgusting, navy
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
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has 21.71 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo Mama so ugly, that even titanium broke apart when it saw her.
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has 21.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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has 21.55 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: birthday, black people, hospital, racist, Yo mama
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