Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey? A: Because it makes him mean!
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."