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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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has 21.98 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: jewish, morbid, racist
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says, "Yes, I Love them." Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?" Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused" Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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has 21.95 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, gay, stupid
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.91 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: IT
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
Q: Why doesn't Simon Cowell drink whiskey? A: Because it makes him mean!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
"I like to watch the World Series. Here's what I do. I sit down and drink a few beers in my underwear and scream at the TV. That's until they throw me out of Applebees." Dave Letterman
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
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