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What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
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has 22.02 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: disgusting
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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has 21.95 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What is special about a dead baby over all other forms of life? You can achieve deep throat from whichever way you enter.
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has 21.94 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: baby, dead baby, disgusting, life, sex
A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman. "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: blonde, customer service, technology
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: school
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 21.89 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
The proprietor of the general store at the cross-roads had his place overrun by rats, and the damage was such that he offered a hundred dollars reward to anyone who would rid him of the pests. A disreputable-appearing person turned up one morning, and announced that he was a professional rat-killer. "Get to work," the store-keeper urged. "I must have a pound of cheese," the killer declared. When this had been provided: "Now give me a quart of whiskey." Equipped with the whiskey, the professional spoke briskly: "Now show me the cellar." An hour elapsed, and then the rat-catcher galloped up the cellar stairs and leaped into the store. His face was red, the eyes glaring, and he shook his fists in defiance of the world at large, as he jumped high in air and shouted: "Whoopee! I'm ready! bring on your rats!"
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, money
I was taken short in the back of a taxi. Because of all the mess I gave the driver a ten-pound note. Mind you it had only been a fiver before I wiped myself with it.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: money
Who was the last person to box Rocky Marciano? His undertaker. Golf
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: sport
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