Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.