Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
Vote:
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?
Filet delay.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
What are the spots on black-and-white cows?
Holstaines.
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.