Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.