Q: What’s the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
What kind of cars do rabbits drive?
Hop rods.