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Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
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I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
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A third old woman, full of happiness, asks her granddaughter; "My sweety, remind me please.. What’s the name of that German guy that blew my mind off...?" "Alzheimer, granny!"
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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead? A: Depth perception.
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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