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Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, kids, little Johnny, vulgar
Q:Why do women like to have sex with the lights off? A:They can't stand to see a man have a good time!
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: sex
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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has 57.03 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: black people, racist, work
Teacher: Shamu, go to the map and find North America. Shamu: Here it is! Teacher: Correct. Now, Ramu, who discovered America? Ramu: Shamu!
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: geography, school, teacher
Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, knock-knock
A redneck family shares one vehicle, the daughter asks her dad for the truck. The father says "okay, you know what to do." Then continues to lower his pants, the daughter says "daddy why's there shit on your dick." The father then replies "ohhhh, that's right honey, your brother has the truck."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: car, disgusting, family, redneck, sex
When chemist die, they barium.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: chemistry
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
What do an airport and a illegal abortion have in common? The Hanger.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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