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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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What's a rabbits favorite musical? Hare.
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Which rabbit is a famous comedian? Bob Hop.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
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Two skunks were being chased by a bear. As the bear got closer, one of the skunks said "Whatever shall we do?" "Let us spray!" replied the other.
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