How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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