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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping? Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand.
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