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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken.
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I love math - it makes people cry.
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There are a hundred holes in the body of a woman; one of them would be filled with a penis and 99 others could be filled with money.
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Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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