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Two sperms. The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the womb?" The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, sex, time
A furniture store keeps calling me. But all I wanted was one night stand.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: business, sex
„And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?" asks mother. „Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: health, little Johnny, school
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: insulting, political, republican, stupid, work
Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank.
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has 57.00 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: money, winter
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, school
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food
I remember my guidance counselor. The guy studied for years for his job, and deepest thing he ever said to me was, "You have your whole life ahead of you."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, memory, student, time, work
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