Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?
They take a gallop poll!
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts?
Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Vote:
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep."
Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.