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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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Yo mama's so fat when people look at her they instantly got cancer and type two diabetes
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Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea? A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What do cows get when they do all their chores? Mooney.
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What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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