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A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: alcohol
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.38 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening, in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it." "Oh yes dear, what happened?" "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks." "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks! What did you do with them?" "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: cop
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: Yo mama
Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed? She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: blonde
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