Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night?
He controls himself.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares?
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
What do cows get when they do all their chores?
Mooney.