Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise!
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance they looked like hares.
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.