Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.
Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?"
Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
What's a rabbits favorite musical?
Hare.
Which rabbit is a famous comedian?
Bob Hop.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.
Q:Why don't hockey players drink tea?
A:Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.