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Q: What did the prositutes knee say to the other? A: Nothing. They have never met.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty
Q: How do 5 gay men walk? A: One Direction!
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has 57.43 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: gay, music
Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: golf, heaven, sport
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: stupid, Yo mama
A pregnant lady learns from her dentist that she needs a root canal. She says to the dentist, "darn ... I'd just as soon give birth as have a root canal". The dentist replies, "well, make up your mind so I know what position to put the chair in".
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: baby, communication, dentist, medical, women
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico. They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them. As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river. One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light." The other said: "What do you think I am, stupid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: blonde, cop, mexican
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 57.39 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, office
What’s the difference between a bar and a g-spot? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.
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has 57.38 % from 188 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, sex
Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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