Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I m positive he isn't." "How do you know he isn t?" "Because I am."
If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
The AC/DC song "Highway to Hell" is about Chuck Norris' driveway.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
A businessman is invited for an audience with the Pope but finds it clashes with a meeting he has with Bill Gates. The businessman asks his secretary which appointment he should go to. ‘Definitely the Pope,’ replies the secretary. ‘He’ll only expect you to kiss his hand.’
Q: Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? A: Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.