Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat?
To the calf-ateria.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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