Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Yo Mama is so fat and ugly she and Godzilla are twins.
What do monkeys sing at Christmas? Jungle bells!
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room on MSN. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.
They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.