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Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini? A: "Olive or twist?"
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bartender
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes? In little Natzie's.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, Hitler
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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has 49.58 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race? A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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has 49.57 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
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has 49.56 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: racist
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's too dark to count.
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has 49.56 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: black people
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Why did the blond speed on the highway? Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, car
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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