Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Q: How does a man show he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"
When Chuck Norris donates blood, he gives twenty gallons.
None of it is his own.
Vote:
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Vote:
Q: What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
A: Cold cream!
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite?
A: When you're eating p**sy and it tastes like sh*t.
Vote:
What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.