Q: What did the bartender say after Charles Dickens ordered a martini?
A: "Olive or twist?"
Do you know how Hitler tied his tennis shoes?
In little Natzie's.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
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Q: How do you get a Jew to win a race?
A: Drop a quarter at the finish line.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
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Why did the blond speed on the highway?
Because she thought the cars behind her where chasing her!!!!
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
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