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The girl says to the guy; "Honest to God, tell me what you think... Can anyone love me?" "Yeah, for sure..." "And then... What are you waiting for...?"
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, health
April doesn't fool Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris fools April.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: April fools, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Q: You know why women haven't landed on the moon? A: Because there is no shopping centre.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: beauty, travel, women
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Q: What is a duck's favorite TV show? A: The feather forecast!
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, bird, duck
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, fat, Yo mama
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