The best animal jokes

Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Spot!
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
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What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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