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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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