My cat can talk.
I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.