The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest. 
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!" "
The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!" 
 The old geezer says... (We're waiting...)
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Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit. She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?" A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?" The blonde says "Hairspray is for dead hairs"
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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