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On what should you mount a statue of your cat? A caterpillar!
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
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How to catch a polar bear: Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond. Cut a large hole in the ice. Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file. Hide behind a nearby rock. When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Law of Pill Rejection Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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