Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!