What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
What are cat-erpillars afraid of?
Dog-erpillars.
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?
A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.