Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers?
A: They have two left feet.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino?
A Helephino!!
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart?
A: "Cheap, cheap!"
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila?
Tyrannosaurus Mex.
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great?
Toadly awesome!