The best animal jokes

My cat can talk. I asked her what two minus two was and she said nothing.
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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has 24.26 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 24.20 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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has 24.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
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