The best animal jokes

Q: Why are dogs such bad dancers? A: They have two left feet.
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has 24.18 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, music
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
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has 23.67 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 23.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
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