The best animal jokes

Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck, money
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 23.84 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
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has 23.63 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 22.75 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What do you call a dinosaur drinking Tequila? Tyrannosaurus Mex.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
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