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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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