The best animal jokes

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Vote:
has 23.01 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Christmas, stupid, Yo mama
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Vote:
has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Vote:
has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Vote:
has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
Vote:
has 22.11 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, morbid, racist, sport
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Vote:
has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
<<<146147148149
More jokes →
Page 146 of 153.