Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.