Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.