A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.