The best animal jokes

What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Why did the frog walk across the road? He didn't... he jumped.
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Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 23.09 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
What did the frog say to the fly? You are really starting to bug me!
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
The little snail begs for his mother: Mother, please let me pass the rail road! Thunder dear, not now. In five hours the train passes.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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