The best animal jokes

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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