The best animal jokes

Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
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