The best animal jokes

What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
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has 24.15 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
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has 24.05 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: animal, Yo mama
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 23.05 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 22.65 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
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