How to catch a polar bear:
Go up north and find a frozen lake or pond.
Cut a large hole in the ice.
Open a can of green peas, and place the peas around the edge of the hole single file.
Hide behind a nearby rock.
When the bear comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice-hole!
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in?
I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla?
An animal that puts you out at night.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...