The best animal jokes

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
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‘Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’ Sue Murphy
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Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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has 24.11 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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has 23.75 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 23.03 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
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has 22.70 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, men
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, technology
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