The best animal jokes

Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
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has 21.90 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, cop, ginger
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
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