Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...