''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? A: De-calf-i-nated.
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.