The best animal jokes

Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal, duck
Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
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has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal, technology
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