What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Why did the frog walk across the road?
He didn't... he jumped.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside?
A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement?
A: Hold a tupperware party!
Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
What is the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
What's gray and powdery?
Instant Elephant.
What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
Why do moths fly with their legs open?
Cause they've got huge mothballs!