Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
What do you call fish poop? BassTurds!
Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.