The best animal jokes

A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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has 23.58 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse
What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses? If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
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has 23.34 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, hospital
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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has 23.05 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, racist, white people
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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has 22.73 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
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has 22.18 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would've.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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has 22.04 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
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