The best animal jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs open? Cause they've got huge mothballs!
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah; I thought, ''He's trying to pull a fast one''.
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a cat with a gorilla? An animal that puts you out at night.
Vote:
has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a hippo, elephant and a rhino? A Helephino!!
Vote:
has 21.42 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Vote:
has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, time
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Vote:
has 21.41 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Vote:
has 21.07 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: animal, black people, cop, prison
In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
Vote:
has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, cat, dog, weather
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
Vote:
has 20.85 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Vote:
has 20.20 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, fat
<<<146147148149
More jokes →
Page 146 of 152.