Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Q. What did one frog say to another? A. You're such a WART!
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn? A: To buy some quack.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell my pet hes adopted...
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Q. How does a frog confuse you? A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? He keeps coming and coming and coming...