Bad Zoo 1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you. 2. The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp. 3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat. 4. The Zookeeper always wants to take the Rhino for a walk. 5. The Lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King. 6. The alligator in the Reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's Mascot. 7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you. 8. Ask the Tour Guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the Tigers den. 9. The Elephant appear to be two guys in a two part Elephant suit. 10. Two words: Hippo Dogs!
What is the difference between a man and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish.
I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry...
What's gray and powdery? Instant Elephant.
Q: What's gray on the inside and clear on the outside? A: An elephant in a plastic bag.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Q: How do you get ten fat cows in your basement? A: Hold a tupperware party!
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.