The best Chuck Norris jokes

Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.
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