Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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