Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.