If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.