Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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