The best Chuck Norris jokes

You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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