The best Chuck Norris jokes

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 82.14 % from 547 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 82.02 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 81.93 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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has 81.84 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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has 81.79 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music, travel
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 81.54 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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has 81.51 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: birthday, Chuck Norris, death, doctor
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 81.49 % from 291 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 81.48 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.46 % from 374 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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