The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
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If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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