The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 82.59 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 82.56 % from 442 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 82.47 % from 582 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 82.43 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 82.41 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 82.32 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 82.29 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 82.28 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 82.23 % from 316 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 82.16 % from 395 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
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