Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets;
he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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