The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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