Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris CAN leave Hotel California.
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.