Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.