Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.