The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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