The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.15 % from 464 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 80.12 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 80.12 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 80.11 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 80.09 % from 457 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 80.08 % from 342 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.01 % from 196 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 80.01 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 79.99 % from 252 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 79.97 % from 411 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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