The best Chuck Norris jokes

If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 80.16 % from 310 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 80.14 % from 354 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.13 % from 469 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
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has 80.11 % from 392 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 80.11 % from 287 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.11 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.02 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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has 79.99 % from 568 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 79.89 % from 355 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 79.88 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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