Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
If you rate this kickass, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.