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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
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