The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 80.56 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 80.47 % from 405 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 80.45 % from 438 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 80.45 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.40 % from 459 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.38 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.34 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 80.33 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 80.31 % from 407 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 80.30 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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