The best Chuck Norris jokes

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 81.95 % from 589 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 81.93 % from 329 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 81.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 81.67 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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has 81.62 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 81.62 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not get parking tickets; he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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has 81.55 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 81.47 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.44 % from 403 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 81.42 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
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