Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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