Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?
His shoe.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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