The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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has 80.79 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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has 80.73 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 80.73 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 80.69 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 80.60 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 80.56 % from 271 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 80.50 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
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has 80.40 % from 514 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 80.38 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can fall up.
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has 80.34 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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