Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross.
Just never his own.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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