The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.20 % from 476 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 80.16 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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has 80.15 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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has 80.13 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 80.12 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.08 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 80.06 % from 314 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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has 79.99 % from 121 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
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has 79.95 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 79.94 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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