Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. He simply decides what time it is.