The best Chuck Norris jokes

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 82.44 % from 581 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 82.41 % from 494 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 82.41 % from 313 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once replied to a 'no-reply' mail, and got the answer he wanted.
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has 82.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 82.35 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris comes into your house, you are the guest.
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has 82.33 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.29 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 82.29 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris won the Boston marathon in New York.
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has 82.20 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 82.14 % from 201 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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