The best Chuck Norris jokes

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 82.54 % from 572 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 82.48 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 82.45 % from 301 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 82.43 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 82.32 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.32 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 82.30 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 82.20 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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has 82.13 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 82.13 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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