You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.