The best Chuck Norris jokes

What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
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has 79.45 % from 185 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 79.44 % from 272 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 79.37 % from 367 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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has 79.26 % from 344 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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has 79.26 % from 428 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 79.22 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 79.21 % from 269 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 79.14 % from 472 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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has 79.10 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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has 79.09 % from 262 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
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