Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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