The best Chuck Norris jokes

The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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has 82.13 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 82.12 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 82.12 % from 289 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 82.11 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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has 82.10 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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has 82.03 % from 300 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 82.02 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 81.98 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 81.95 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 81.91 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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