The best Chuck Norris jokes

When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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