The best Chuck Norris jokes

Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 80.07 % from 640 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 80.06 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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has 79.95 % from 556 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 79.94 % from 323 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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has 79.87 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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has 79.75 % from 476 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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has 79.68 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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has 79.52 % from 284 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 79.50 % from 118 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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has 79.48 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris