They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.