The best Chuck Norris jokes

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris can find the end of a circle.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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