Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.