When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.