The best Chuck Norris jokes

When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 80.86 % from 339 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.81 % from 469 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 80.71 % from 410 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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has 80.50 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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has 80.42 % from 286 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dad
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 80.37 % from 274 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 80.32 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 80.22 % from 350 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.19 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 80.19 % from 421 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris