The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.