The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 81.34 % from 186 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 81.32 % from 453 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 81.27 % from 521 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 81.26 % from 463 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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has 81.22 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 81.19 % from 415 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 81.13 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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has 81.06 % from 435 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, holiday, sport, travel
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 80.88 % from 345 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 80.79 % from 332 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris