The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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has 81.02 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 81.01 % from 336 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
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has 81.00 % from 525 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
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has 80.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 80.92 % from 466 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
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has 80.81 % from 338 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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has 80.73 % from 348 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 80.70 % from 273 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 80.61 % from 408 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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has 80.61 % from 306 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris