The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal. Then he places the bowl.
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has 82.72 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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has 82.69 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 82.66 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 82.65 % from 419 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.58 % from 623 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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has 82.52 % from 146 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 82.47 % from 295 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 82.30 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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has 82.26 % from 557 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sport
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 82.21 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology