The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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has 82.55 % from 245 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 82.52 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 82.52 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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has 82.41 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.39 % from 616 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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has 82.29 % from 90 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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has 82.20 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 82.19 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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has 82.18 % from 227 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 82.16 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris