The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
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has 83.16 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, science
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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has 83.15 % from 327 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.
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has 83.10 % from 233 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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has 83.07 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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has 82.98 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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has 82.91 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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has 82.90 % from 635 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 82.81 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 82.66 % from 432 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 82.65 % from 311 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel