The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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has 83.03 % from 318 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time, travel
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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has 82.89 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 82.82 % from 436 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.78 % from 294 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 82.74 % from 415 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 82.66 % from 253 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 82.56 % from 303 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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has 82.51 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris