When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.