The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
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If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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