The best Chuck Norris jokes

They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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has 80.80 % from 412 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, lawyer
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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has 80.69 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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has 80.65 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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has 80.59 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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has 80.48 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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has 80.32 % from 424 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 80.24 % from 466 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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has 80.22 % from 283 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris