Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.