The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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has 82.90 % from 296 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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has 82.89 % from 309 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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has 82.89 % from 335 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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has 82.87 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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has 82.64 % from 444 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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has 82.63 % from 425 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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has 82.60 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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has 82.57 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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has 82.51 % from 212 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can pour a pancake so thin that it only has one side.
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has 82.51 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food