While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.