When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.