The best Chuck Norris jokes

While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
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Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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When batman is in trouble, he turns on the Chuck Norris signal.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands. Now they are pregnant.
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