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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
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Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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