Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.