If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.