Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.