Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Chuck Norris doesn't take the cake, the cake sees Chuck Norris and begs to be devoured.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.