Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
Chuck Norris tried to shave with Darth Vaders's light saber, but the light went out as soon as it realized Chuck Norris was there.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Originally it was called 'Chuck Norris Mode' but he decided to let god have that one because Chuck Norris is humble like that.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi? That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.