The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
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