Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Water can drown if Chuck Norris stays underwater for too long.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.