Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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When Chuck Norris steps on a crack he breaks another persons mother's back.
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