The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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