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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
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Chuck Norris got a perfect SAT score by just putting his name on the paper...
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A watched pot boils instantly for Chuck Norris.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name. Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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