Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.