If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris caught them all with one PokeBall.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude. He has a personality you can't handle.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.