Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.