The best Chuck Norris jokes

Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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