Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.