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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris found the stairway to heaven, but he prefers the elevator.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture. And Won.
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Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".
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If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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