Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.