The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can say never.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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