Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
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