If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
Chuck Norris used to date Hurricane Katrina.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a solar-powered car at night.