Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.