Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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