Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.