When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
One time Chuck Norris saluted an American flag and it blushed.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!