Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.