The best Chuck Norris jokes

Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard? A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
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Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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