The best Chuck Norris jokes

Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris can create tornados by running around in circles.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 50.90 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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