When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.