The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, tax, work
An eclipse is just the suns attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, doctor
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, money
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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has 54.06 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dirty, internet, sex
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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has 53.93 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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