The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever. That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, health
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her ass is so big.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator. He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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