All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
God said let there be light. Chuck Norris said say please.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.