The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
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Chuck Norris once slapped a man into next week. The man was missing for four and a half years.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, friendship
Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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