The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris has proven Newton's third law of physics, there is no force equal to a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
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Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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