The best Chuck Norris jokes

Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Two halves make a whole. Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris "Caught 'Em All " twice.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, science
When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
Vote: has 67.81 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, music