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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
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