The best Chuck Norris jokes

Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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