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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris once went to practice his golf swing at a driving range... his golf balls are now known as stars!
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When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
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Chuck Norris can go Platinum on a Blank CD.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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