The best Chuck Norris jokes

Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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has 49.93 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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