Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Vote:
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
Vote:
Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
Vote:
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Vote:
Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
Vote:
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Vote:
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals.
Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Vote: