The best Chuck Norris jokes

Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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