Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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