The best Chuck Norris jokes

Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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