The best Chuck Norris jokes

Armageddon is defined as the day Chuck Norris gets bored with us.
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If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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