The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
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Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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