When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.