Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.