The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.
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Chuck Norris stared in to the mirror and said, "There can only be one Chuck Norris." Then his reflection cried and walked away.
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Chuck Norris froze hell.
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Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
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Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.
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