The best Chuck Norris jokes

Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: beer, bible, Chuck Norris, religious, wine
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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