The best Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Santa Clause doesn't watch you sleep but Chuck Norris does.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
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Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
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