Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.