The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, time
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris said "come on" and "on" came.
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