Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does. NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.