Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
Chuck Norris digs up gold - from silver linings.
The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.