Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
Chuck Norris can blow up things, without a bomb.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact? A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.