Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.