The best Chuck Norris jokes

Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, Chuck Norris, dinosaur
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, flirt
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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