Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand. That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.