Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.