The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.