The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
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The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
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If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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