Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler. With him inside it.
Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris. His voice is still up there today.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
Chuck Norris can pick "side" when flipping a coin.
Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind. The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.