Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"