Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
The earth doesn't revolve around the sun. It's the sun that revolves around Chuck Norris.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank. By phone.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!
Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.