Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table