Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."