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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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Chuck Norris was once in a catch 22, but he roundhouse kicked it down to to a 12 pack and literally drank his problems away.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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One does not simply survive Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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