The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Chuck Norris once saw Spiderman on a wall and then folded his newspaper.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite. Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said "I bet I can walk across the water." He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said "They did it that means I do it." , He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?" Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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