The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris can access the DB from the UI.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, geek, IT, technology
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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has 64.59 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win. No questions.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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has 64.28 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
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