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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
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A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
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