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Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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You don't leave a room, Chuck Norris throws you out.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
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Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
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Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
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