The best Chuck Norris jokes

The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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Chuck Norris can get satellite cable from a Skoal can.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool. That's why his mullet never moves.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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