The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
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Q: Why are there prairies? A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
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