Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
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When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens.
And dies.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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