Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers. And wins.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.