If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat. His body cries.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.