The best Chuck Norris jokes

Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, prison
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
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Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food, science
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
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