Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.