If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
While we all get checked by the airport security, Chuck checks the airport security.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.