hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.