The best Chuck Norris jokes

The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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