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Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
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