The best Chuck Norris jokes

hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris has the iPhone 5...he got it back in '84.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
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Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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