Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.