If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Chuck Norris says to rate this five stars or he"ll throw you five NINJA stars.
Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.