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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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