If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Chuck Norris’ PC doesn’t have a Recycle bin – because when Chuck Norris deletes something, there’s no chance of it coming back.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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