The best Chuck Norris jokes

Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, coding, computer, geek, IT
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can strike the same lightning twice.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, weather
Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series. We know it as Forged in the fire.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, sex, women
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