If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.