Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over thePacific Ocean.
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Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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