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Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris' free advice is worth a fortune.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
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They say terror? Look at Chuck.
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In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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