The best Chuck Norris jokes

If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
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Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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