The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
Once you pop, you just can't stop. Unless you're Chuck Norris.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.
Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.