Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can check his facebook on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.