Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris dropped an apple once, and gravity was born.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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